its okay! its okay! I'm holding it with my ARM!

there was a near emergency on university parkway. we were driving behind an suv with a NEW, QUEEN SIZE mattress tied to the top of their car. and as we were coming down the hill to the sight of places like cozy clothing, 24 hour fitness and pudding on the rice, the mattress bent where the back up string was tied. due to the front string breaking. the mattress was almost free when the driver managed to notice, hazard lights that sucker and pull over. for starters, really?! could that thing really not fit into your car? isn't that what those things are for?!? also, what were you thinking tying it down with two strings? what in the history of the world makes you think that will work? i was just amazed at the sight and thought i would share...